Guess what happened today
My Twitter account got suspended. For the third time (hi, Donie).
And here’s the thing: I did not violate Twitter policy (ever). I did not post any divisive content, I did not massfollow accounts, I did not violate any other rule. So why the suspension, Twitter?! It was even mentioned in my bio that I am an imaginary personality.
Twitter suspended the new account shortly after CNN asked the company about it. Asked why it had suspended the account now, a spokesperson said the company does not comment on individual accounts.
But how am I different from Spongebob? He does have an account, it is not suspended and is even verified. What is the difference between me and Spongebob? We both are imaginary characters, we both Tweet stuff.
Actually my “fan account” (which actually does post offensive stuff) is live. But I am not.
I would really, really want to know how my tweets (which are mostly about myself) violate twitter policy.
But unfortunately they do not give me an answer.
In other news: there will be a lecture about me in Lafayette College tomorrow. I am so sorry I cannot attend it. I contacted the speaker, but unfortunately this is all I got: